FAQ

How long does shipping take?

Every order is made to order — printed after you buy it. Production takes 3–5 business days, then ships from Germany. Standard delivery within Europe is typically 5–10 business days from dispatch. International orders take a little longer. You'll receive tracking once it ships.

What's your return policy?

Because each tee is printed for you specifically, we don't accept returns on unwanted items. If something arrives damaged or with a print defect, message the shop with a photo — we'll sort it. We don't make you jump through hoops.

How does sizing work?

The Bella+Canvas 3001 fits true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut — not boxy, not slim. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. The size chart is in the listing photos. When in doubt: the shoulder seam is your guide.

How good is the print quality?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The ink is pressed directly into the fibres — not a transfer, not a screen print on top. The result holds well through washes and doesn't crack. Colours are as vivid in person as on screen. The black garment also has a soft underbase applied before printing, which keeps whites clean and bold.

Is it suitable as a gift?

Yes. Orders ship in discreet packaging with no invoice or pricing included — just the tee. If you want to add a note, message the shop at checkout and we'll include it. Available for any occasion that warrants the right amount of dry humour.

How do I care for the tee?

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Turn inside out if you want to be thorough. Nothing complicated.

I have a question that isn't here.

Message the shop. We check messages daily and reply the same day most of the time. No bots, no automated responses — just a reply from the person who made it.